Until I or someone at MIT or Nasa can figure out how to use Godaddy with an Apple Computer hosting system I'll continue to be raped by Danica and her PC Supremacist minions.
Anyway in the meantime I had some pressing thoughts about last nights Grammys...
After being introduced to that lady gaga person on 60 mins I must admit to being....well...Actually quite taken with her hah!!
Not in a "she's hot" (cause she's really not) or even a purchase any songs kinda way but in a wow kinda respect way. 60mins tends to do that to their big "Now Person Exposes"
Anyway after drinking about a bottle an a half of my dads special reserve vine cliff cabernet I figured I'd check out Muse and didnt immediately turn the channel.
After all...This was obviously "Gaga's Grammys" she was nominated for fucking everything, was to debut a new song and no way after watching that 60 mins piece could there reasonably be any other outcome?
So after watching her do that new song-sucked and sounded like something you hear in spin class-however the bit where she played the organ saved the entire spectacle legitimately impressed with that section in fact it reminded me of something very very few could pull off gave me a Freddy Mercury/Bohemian type of feeling I'm wondering how much of this is still the 60's minutes hangover in a couple months remind me take another reading on this Gaga person mmkay?
Whatever.
Anyway after that crazy shit I couldn't decide if she was Bjork, Marilyn Manson, or a less attractive but potentially more talented Madonna but I was convinced she was going to sweep or take at least 7 or 8 of the 10 noms?
Oh wait!!
I almost forgot to mention that embarrassing laughingstock of fellow nominees she was up against!!
I'm serious after watching Katie Perry who by the way I didn't know was "real." When I say real I mean more than a "I kissed a girl" gimmick campy spice girl/intentional one hit wonder person...(hope that makes sense)
Anyway confused my sister insists that Katy Perry is actually "Real" and has in fact had previous successful songs and records etc...
Whatever this fuckin thing she did last night had no memorable hook/melody and her voice was mediocre at best which all still would've been fine if she at least fulfilled "HER END OF THE BARGAIN"
I want you to imagine for a second that you were a Kiss Fan HAH!!
Seriously so you're a kiss fan right and you obviously live in Ewing Township and on your way to the PNC ARTS CENTER you hear on the radio that Kiss will be performing for the first time without make up for tonights show and that Gene Simmons insists that "It's always been and always will be" "ABOUT THE MUSIC" and for good measure his latest trip to his plastic surgeon even included a "tongue tightener" to relieve some of the burden of carrying around a 3 extra inches of useless tongue.
Isn't in your contract if you're Katy Perry and essentially talentless to at the very least shake the tits a little or at least dress em up properly?
Arguably top ten tits in the history of...uh...TITS and she chooses to bury them in what could've been a Birka given the context.
Whatever then like an hour goes by and I watched the new "Shameless" (William H. Macy-Showtime 10pm Sundays) If you're not watching it you're gay.
So when I go back to CBS some clown ass noisey horeshit that looks like Tubthumping and sounds like the worst White Stripes Song I've never heard calls themselves Arcade Fire with a strobe light that gave my father another stroke.
Seriously if you watched that shit last night on a big ass expensive HD and had any hidden or latent epilepsy...For real I'm surprised CBS didn't issue mouth guards which I hear is standard protocol when neurologists test for seizures.
At some point during this visual and aural assault I remembered if correctly....Dave Grohl? Praising this Arcade Fire years ago in a rolling stone issue when I used to bother with such fare?
Anyway the shock of listening and watching that embarrassing garbage sobered me up right quick and I remembered very clearly why I hate music and haven't listened to more than about 90 mins of what could qualify as "music" on any device be it ipad/ipod/laptop/car stereo etc...
AND THEN SHE LOSES TO SOMETHING WORSE THAN A FAT BLACK ELTON JOHN MUPPET GUY and Gwyneth fucking Paltrow!!!!
Seriously??
It looked like an SNL SKIT@!@!!!
How!!!
HOW !!!!
Where was Anderson Cooper!!!!
